Literally Escalation Storybooks™
New Überpackage now available
Derek Pye is pleased to announce the immediate availability of a new Überpackage - The Literally Escalation Storybook package. Lesser photographers may advertise so-called unlimited all day coverage packages with two so-called photographers and promise they’ll tell the story of your so-called special day but we say ha!. How can they? Who is photographing the guests as they prepare for your massive day? What did your florist have for breakfast? Just how many free glasses of champagne did special Uncle Terry drink? Was every guest laughing during the speeches or did some of them look a bit sad?
You’ll never know unless you book my Literally Escalation Storybook package - with the LES™ we literally assign a photographer to literally cover each guest and supplier as the excitement literally builds. Don’t miss a millisecond of what is literally the biggest day of your gigantic life.
Literally hundreds of thousands of images are taken by our slightly trained toggers and 3 years later once they have been literally individually edited, using the very latest pixellation protocols, we literally supply a bespoke storybook album covering the day from the point of view of each and every guest and each and every supplier - Literally!
Got 200 guests? No problem - you’ll literally receive 200 LES™ Storybooks so you can literally relive your fabulous wedding, moment by literal moment. You’ll also receive a LES™ Storybook covering each supplier including the activities of your videographer which is admissible as evidence in UK courts - several successful convictions already achieved using our Storybooks!
Literally unlimited coverage. The LES™ is available now for £899 for up to 300 photographers, 300 Storybooks, 600 parents copies and 500 DVD’s containing ALL the images of your whopping day. We also include a 4 hour pre-wedding consultation pre-wedding photo shoot training session for every guest, to make sure we get the best out of them - we’ll even advise you in advance of any guests we don’t think will be suitable to attend your wedding.
Terms and Conditions: Two meals, transport, unlimited booze, hotel accommodation for 3 nights, cash tip of £250 and a top of the range DSLR must be provided for each photographer. Coverage of the first 5 minutes of your honeymoon is included free as these images often have some syndication value.