Literally Escalation Storybooks™

New Überpackage now available

Derek Pye is pleased to announce the immediate availability of a new Überpackage - The Literally Escalation Storybook package. Lesser photographers may advertise so-called unlimited all day coverage packages with two so-called photographers and promise they’ll tell the story of your so-called special day but we say ha!. How can they? Who is photographing the guests as they prepare for your massive day? What did your florist have for breakfast? Just how many free glasses of champagne did special Uncle Terry drink? Was every guest laughing during the speeches or did some of them look a bit sad?

You’ll never know unless you book my Literally Escalation Storybook package - with the LES™ we literally assign a photographer to literally cover each guest and supplier as the excitement literally builds. Don’t miss a millisecond of what is literally the biggest day of your gigantic life.

Literally hundreds of thousands of images are taken by our slightly trained toggers and 3 years later once they have been literally individually edited, using the very latest pixellation protocols, we literally supply a bespoke storybook album covering the day from the point of view of each and every guest and each and every supplier - Literally!

les-storybooksGot 200 guests? No problem - you’ll literally receive 200 LES™ Storybooks so you can literally relive your fabulous wedding, moment by literal moment. You’ll also receive a LES™ Storybook covering each supplier including the activities of your videographer which is admissible as evidence in UK courts - several successful convictions already achieved using our Storybooks!

Literally unlimited coverage. The LES™ is available now for £899 for up to 300 photographers, 300 Storybooks, 600 parents copies and 500 DVD’s containing ALL the images of your whopping day. We also include a 4 hour pre-wedding consultation pre-wedding photo shoot training session for every guest, to make sure we get the best out of them - we’ll even advise you in advance of any guests we don’t think will be suitable to attend your wedding. 

Terms and Conditions: Two meals, transport, unlimited booze, hotel accommodation for 3 nights, cash tip of £250 and a top of the range DSLR must be provided for each photographer. Coverage of the first 5 minutes of your honeymoon is included free as these images often have some syndication value.

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Comments (10)

  • Geronimo


    18 March 2013 at 13:29 | #

    Tis becoming like an arms race! - you've escalated this wedding game out of the reach of lesser resourced photographers like myself! That's us finished.! Damn you Derek!


  • Sarah smells a poo

    Sarah smells a poo

    18 March 2013 at 13:39 | #

    This is just what I've been looking for. I've had several quotes for 16 hours, two photographer Storybook photographers but their prices - sometimes as high as £900 are ridiculous. With your fabulous Escalation package I can save £1 and get an extra 298 photographers to get me the coverage my wedding is crying out for. And deserves. Discovering you today makes this the second most massive day of my incredible life!


  • Samantha


    18 March 2013 at 15:59 | #

    I've literally just received my 300 Escalation Storybooks and the coverage of the flowers as they left Amsterdam's Bloemenmarkt on their way to the UK before being sold to my florist who in turn supplied them to me for my giant day brought a tear to my fat eye. Thank you Derek - and thanks for staying on for an extra 3 minutes.


  • Kelly


    18 March 2013 at 16:09 | #

    I am concerned that if just one of the photographers is ill on the day I will be short changed and receive inadequate coverage - are there back up photographers in place in case of this scenario and can I see their portfolios before committing myself to the Escalation package?????


    • derekpye


      18 March 2013 at 16:16 | #

      There are literally 300 spare photographers available at all times throughout the UK. Book Pye book with confidence as the saying goes.


  • Bruce Dern

    Bruce Dern

    19 March 2013 at 13:18 | #

    My wife and I have literally just received our Escalation Storybooks today and were literally blown away by the literal coverage of our enormous day. I'd like to thank the photographer who stayed with mad cousin Des even at casualty. The shots of the broken glass being removed from his fat face are a joy. We'd have missed this if it wasn't for your Escalation package. It's only a pity that despite having 300 photographers there none of them got a shot of the first kiss!


  • Colin & Linda

    Colin & Linda

    19 March 2013 at 16:51 | #


    We are interested in this package, but our budget is only £500.00 max. Are you open to negotiation and a sachet of Charlie?


    • derekpye


      20 March 2013 at 21:36 | #

      I prefer mandy these days


  • Nina and Rio

    Nina and Rio

    25 March 2013 at 12:51 | #

    We booked the excellent Mr Pye's Escalation package for our wedding because we were concerned about the limited coverage offered by two photographer 16 hour so-called unlimited packages on offer from lesser photographers - even though we were only having a small wedding. Thank God we did as this meant we had 10 photographers per guest and were able to construct a 3D bullet time movie of the whole day just like in The Matrix - None of our friends have this and so we are the winners!


  • Tiffany D'Souza

    Tiffany D'Souza

    23 May 2013 at 07:39 | #

    Hi Derek,

    Hopefully you're available for August bank holiday this year.

    We're doing something different to normal people and are going to Tenerife to get married.

    The ceremony is at 10am on a beautiful golden beach in Los Cristianos and we're having a reception for our guests at Linneker's Bar just down the road in Las Americas.

    We're also splashing out on some Eastern Europeans to entertain our guests at the wedding with their amazing card tricks and 'find your wallet' wizadry. Music will be played by a band of West African immigrants that will also offer to braid the hair of our female guests during the party.

    Obviously with the expense involved on the important things I have no budget left for photography, however, you will be able to use the pictures in your portfolio and you and your colleagues will be able to join our guests for a drink after the last dance.


    Tiff xx


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