The Rules of Photography: Less is more and it’s also less work
Photography is about rules, rules and more rules. You can't be a top professional husband and wife wedding photography team unless you know the rules. Breaking them will break you and lead to a life of misery and pain. Here are a few of the basics.
The Rule of Thirds - You may have heard of this one and the accompanying myth that it's got something to do with composition. No no no! That's what we want you to think. The rule of thirds is the rule that any fees or associated costs go up by a third when anybody mentions the word wedding. Never break this rule or I will come round to your house and kick your head in.
The Ten Second Rule - Obey this and you'll save thousands of hours in post production. It's a trick dating back to the days of film. When you are out shooting a wedding it's tempting to snap away. After all you’re shooting digital so it's not costing you anything. Wrong! The more you shoot the more hours you have to waste sat at a computer looking at the bloody things. Here's the trick. Every time you are about to take a photo, count to ten. Think. Is this really any good?. Is this a great photo? 99.99999 times out of a hundred it won't be so don't take it. You've probably missed the moment now anyway. I used this rule at a wedding recently and returned home only having shot 9 photos, and two of those were when the camera went off accidentally as I was lighting a fag. This saved hours in post-production. Less is more and it’s also less work. The Ten Second Rule also allows time for the bridesmaids to tuck their tits in.
Golden Hour - Nothing to do with the light. Golden Hour is the time between the start of the wedding breakfast and the beginning of the first speech. During Golden Hour you will find your wedding photographer in the bar drinking your free booze. Photographers call this time Golden hour as there is nothing more beautiful that being paid to drink free booze. Not to be confused with a golden shower, which is something to do with the mother of the bride.
The Inverse Square Law - The amount of grief you will get on the day is inversely proportional to the clients bridezilla rating. Multiply the number of emails you have received from the bride by the total number of answer machine messages. Add in the number of rows in the spreadsheet the bride has just sent you. If you are at an ethnic wedding you also need to multiply by the number of Aunties.
The Circle of Confusion - This refers to any group of hobbyist prosumers at a wedding. You should attempt to create a Circle of Confusion as often as possible. The easiest way to do this is to set up any shot which the hobbyists consider an exciting photo opportunity, the signing of the register for example, against a window. Any prosumer will freak out when programme mode fails to cope with the backlighting. The resulting fuss is a Circle of Confusion. This is for the photographers amusement only.
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HD Viddy
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Sharon
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Peter pro
Thanks Derek - I find the bridesmaids spend most of their time doing this.
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philip fwhite
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Giles Keen Photographer
Kind regards
Giles
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Christine Tonge
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Digital is "free", right?
Wrong.
There is this thing called "time". Successful photographer-businessmen (and businesswomen) have figured this out, One-lungers don't usually understand this.
What is time worth? Actually, it's worth a lot. Let's say you are doing your own editing process? Every minute behind the computer is a minute not spent selling or shooting. So, if you are trying to clear USD $60,000 per year in net-profit, that means you have to be billing twice that. $120,000 per year. That means your time is worth no less than $60 per hour or $1 per minute. But if you are lucky, you have some low-paid assistant doing it for you, so let's be really generous and say that person only costs you $20 per hour before loadings. (computer, light, heat, office space, pilferage, etc.
If I am being super generous in my equation, your lowest-cost is USD $0.50 per minute.
Now, factor in how many images per minute can be processed, viewed, sorted and purged? Surprisingly, with interruptions, etc., you'd be lucky to average four. So, each image has an averaged cost of $0.13. So, for every 1000 pictures you take, your MINIMUM cost in time alone is $130. If you shoot 3000 pictures, your time costs are no less than $390. If you are a "one-lunger" with NO assistant, trying to net $60,000 per year, you MUST multiply by four. So each 1000 pictures you take costs YOU $520.
This doesn't even take into account wear and tear on cameras and flashes as well as the need to keep adding more and more hard-drives and computer memory. But this is easy to determine. Just add up all your equipment and software purchases and divide by the number of jobs it was used for. If your annual expenditures are $5000 on equipment, computers and software, and you shoot 50 weddings, then you have $100 per wedding to account for in fixed costs. (but we all know that if you are shooting 50 weddings per year, your annual expenditures are much higher than $5000).
So, let's see.... Per wedding cost for a one-lung photographer shooting 3000 images at 50 weddings. USD figures:
$100 fixed equipment cost
$1560 in time costs
Per wedding cost for a photographer with a low-paid assistant or somebody who doesn't value their own time much:
$100 fixed equipment cost
$390 in time costs
So, by trimming from 3000 pictures to 1000 pictures at each wedding would save you in time costs alone:
$1040 (one-lunger without assistant)
$260 (low-paid assistant)
add all up, you get the point
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Christine Tonge
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Wedding Photographer Surrey
Wedding Photographer Surrey
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Megan
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Derek
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