Derek Pye

The Derek Pye Pye Test™

on Thursday, 20 February 2014. Posted in Derek's Diary

Make Sure Your Photographer is Pye Certified!

Pye Test CertificateHere at Derek Pye Wedding Photography we realise just how hard it is for the modern bride to select a photographer for such a massively big day as YOUR biggest day, a day afflicted with gigantism. It is so, so important to choose the RIGHT wedding photographer because AFTER your wedding the photographs are the ONLY thing that remains and without them you will have NO memories! - just like Robocop or that bloke in Memento and look how unhappy and sad they are!

The choice is very, very difficult, some say impossible  - do you book your Special Uncle Terry, who has a very nice camera or your fiance's friend Fat Len, who has a very nice camera. It is a dilemma facing EVERY bride in the World TODAY! Right NOW!

To make sure YOU don't get caught out we've devised this special professional photographer test to make sure the candidates are up to the job. Just get them to take THE PYE TEST™ and if they pass they will get a beautiful certificate which pretty much guarantees the highest standards of photo perfection available in civilised society.

Rest easy in the knowledge that YOUR biggest ever memories will be safely recorded.

 Click here to Take the Pye Test Now!

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Comments (4)

  • Fat Len

    Fat Len

    21 February 2014 at 00:18 |
    I have taken this test 2000 times and still not passed! Can I have some clues as I want to shoot a wedding soon

    reply

  • J

    J

    21 February 2014 at 23:29 |
    ok, now I get you, at first I didn't, now I do. I thought you were a twat, ok you still might be a twat but a funny one. Just been laughing till it hurt for past half hour.

    reply

  • Katie

    Katie

    25 February 2014 at 15:08 |
    I am miffed that although I passed I only got 53% - can I request that my paper is reassessed as I am convinced I got the OCF question right!

    reply

    • Derek Pye

      Derek Pye

      25 February 2014 at 15:15 |
      You didn't get it right

      reply

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