Derek Pye

Pye Test

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Pye Test CertificateHere at Derek Pye Wedding Photography we realise just how hard it is for the modern bride to select a photographer for such a massively big day as YOUR biggest day, a day afflicted with gigantism. It is so, so important to choose the RIGHT wedding photographer because AFTER your wedding the photographs are the only thing that remains and without them you will have no memories - just like Robocop or that bloke in Memento and look how unhappy and sad they are!

The choice is very, very difficult, some say impossible  - do you book your Special Uncle Terry, who has a very nice camera or your fiance's friend, Fat Len, who has a very nice camera. It is a dilemma facing EVERY bride in the World TODAY! 

To make sure YOU don't get caught out we've devised this special professional photographer test to make sure the candidates are up to the job. Just get them to take THE PYE TEST™ and if they pass they will get a beautiful certificate which pretty much guarantees the highest standards of photo perfection available in civilised society. Rest easy in the knowledge that your biggest ever memories will be safely recorded.

Enter Your Name for the Certificate:

The Professional Photographer Pye Test

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Take the Pye Test and find out if you've got what it takes to become a top professional wedding photographer at the top of the husband and wife weddding photography game!

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Comments (8)

  • Teodoro García Simental, a.k.a.

    Teodoro García Simental, a.k.a.

    21 February 2014 at 00:11 | #

    Can I have some clues! Thanks

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  • Bollard

    Bollard

    21 February 2014 at 01:14 | #

    I think it's fixed.

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  • Steve Lilley

    Steve Lilley

    21 February 2014 at 09:29 | #

    Got a frame for this weeks wedding show - the other 20 togs can eat me now

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  • Anonymous

    Anonymous

    21 February 2014 at 09:41 | #

    After 40 years I've passed an exam!!

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  • Erika Tanith

    Erika Tanith

    22 February 2014 at 18:00 | #

    You mean OCF has nothing to do with occult cats? Damn, I'm going to take this another 168 times and see if I can get the certificate!

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  • Mark

    Mark

    23 February 2014 at 03:38 | #

    I know a photographer called Derek, but he's not a genius like you!

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  • Mark

    Mark

    28 February 2014 at 23:10 | #

    Hahahah! Nice edit, Mr Pye!

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  • Derek Pye

    Derek Pye

    17 August 2014 at 12:44 | #

    My name is Derek Pye (actually!) so can I just print your certificate off the website and go snap crazy?

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