Derek Pye

NineSpods Gone West! // Mate With Your Own Awesome Workshop

on Tuesday, 12 April 2016. Posted in Derek's Diary

Unbelievable Creative Juice Explosions

Derek Pye Workshoppery matrix

Announcing my new toggingly togtastic workshop programme for the 2016-2017 pro-toggers workshop season long season. NineSpods Gone West! // Mate With Your Own Awesome //  Get Your Hands Out Of Your Pants and Get Your Lens Caps Off!! It’s here and it’s UnberFuckinLeivable Creativity Unleashed.

Step by Step awesome pumped up pixel fuckery of the highest order. 

This workshop is not like inferior/useful workshops - the ones that fatally overlook passion and awesome and so rather than unleashing your Unbelievable Creative Juice Explosions cause a sometimes unblock-able reverse leashing. Once leashed you are cursed to drift through the photo universe imprisoned in the depressing Mind Kennel you normally call LIFE.

Totally Rad Revolutionary Stuff - Never before covered in Workshoppery Jiggery Pokery

  1. Off Camera Flash
  2. SEO 
  3. Dress sense and personal hygiene 
  4. Ping Pong
  5. Dogging
  6. Passion and Awesome Juice
  7. Effing, Jeffing and Fuckery
  8. Nutbullet recipes

Meet your Awesome Shamans who will guide you on your journey of pineal gland unshackling...

Clive Ramsbottom: Former defence systems computer programmer. Clive took up photography while in prison. We have been assured that he will be available for the workshops but that no children under 16 should be present.

Barry Bullins: Former web designer and PHP programmer. Barry took up photography after he bought his daughter a camera but she didn’t like it and he had lost the receipt.

Maureen Battersby: After a 30 year career cleaning top level offices Maureen left the high pressure world of the City to pursue her dream. Two months later, Maureen is now one of the most highly sought after and experienced wedding photographers in Essex.

Derek Pye: The World’s Greatest Living Wedding Photographer/Treasurer

You will need a new shirt, a tent, a letter from an STD clinic, no self awareness and basic survival and foraging skills. The dogging and ping pong sessions are compulsory but worth the £3271 per day entrance fee alone. 

NineSpods Gone West! Workshoppery dates available this year - only 2000 or so places per session so get a ticket. The Damned and DJ Darryl also confirmed for all venues.

  • May 1st - 4th - Wolverhampton Irish Club
  • May 5th - 8th - HMP Norwich Cafe
  • May 9th- 11th  Mecca Catford
  • May 12th - 15th The O2 Arena (Sold Out)
  • May 16th - 19th The Seaview John O’Groats
  • May 20th -23rd Land's End Pub
  • May 24th- 27th Wetherspoons, Leeds Station, North Concourse
  • May 28th - 31st Glastonbury 

June/July/August/September/October/November/December dates to be announced soon. Closed Christmas Day and Boxing Day.

Check out the video from last year’s Welcome Party -Whoopity whoop!!

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Comments (4)

  • Lee

    Lee

    12 April 2016 at 17:08 |
    Can I still do the dogging if I don't have the letter from the clinic?

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  • Ninedots

    Ninedots

    12 April 2016 at 17:30 |
    This is the greatest thing I have ever read! Free ticket for Derek to our similar sounding, but not quite as awesome event in November!

    ???

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    • Derek Pye

      Derek Pye

      12 April 2016 at 21:47 |
      Is there a cash alternative?

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  • Franco Di Gama

    Franco Di Gama

    27 October 2016 at 11:14 |
    I went last year and it was awesome, rocked totally insane. 20000 people now do the exact same facebooktwitterinstagram updates and its freacking awesome man. Dogging is definietly worth a go.

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