Remember the days when photography was harder than Jimmy Saville in a hospital waiting room, when taking awful pictures was an effortless click of a button. Thanks to to the merciless onslaught of technology captured from robots sent back in time to set up photo booth businesses, it's now more challenging than ever to capture those charming images of yesteryear fearuring heads chopped off, totally out of focus flash misfired dark masterpieces or those charming flash too close total whiteouts.
That's why we've been working round by round on our new photo app - The AisleAvaGram with InstaShit™ Filters. Now you can relive that classic bygone era when no one except top photographers like Derek Pye could take good pictures by using our revolutionary app.
Just take a normal photo on your iPhone or other tedious iDevice and apply one of our Instashit™ filters to transform your images into the ones you remember your Father, who left home when you were three anyway, taking.
Choose from these great filters.
- Total White Out
- Focus Head Crop
- Total White Out Focus Head Crop
- Blink, Blink Oh Well
- Blur MaxOut
- Must Be The Lab
- E6 'O' Mare
- Lens Capped
- Cold Turkey Shake Out
- Gratuitous Unicorn
- And one more!!!
Many of you probably take useless photos by default anyway and for those many, many occasions when you capture totally uninteresting technically inept images the "No Filter It Was Rubbish Because I'm Useless" filter is available as an in app purchase - Has no effect other than making you feel better you lovely little artist poodle you!
The AisleAvaGram with InstaShit™ Filters is available in the iTunes App Store today.