Derek Pye

New Photo Editing App - The AisleAvaGram

on Wednesday, 13 February 2013. Posted in Derek's Diary

Remember the days when photography was harder than Jimmy Saville in a hospital waiting room, when taking awful pictures was an effortless click of a button. Thanks to to the merciless onslaught of technology captured from robots sent back in time to set up photo booth businesses, it's now more challenging than ever to capture those charming images of yesteryear fearuring heads chopped off, totally out of focus flash misfired dark masterpieces or those charming flash too close total whiteouts.

aisleavagram - the photo editing appThat's why we've been working round by round on our new photo app - The AisleAvaGram with InstaShit™ Filters. Now you can relive that classic bygone era when no one except top photographers like Derek Pye could take good pictures by using our revolutionary app.

Just take a normal photo on your iPhone or other tedious iDevice and apply one of our Instashit™ filters to transform your images into the ones you remember your Father, who left home when you were three anyway, taking.

Choose from these great filters.

  • Total White Out
  • Focus Head Crop
  • Total White Out Focus Head Crop
  • Blink, Blink Oh Well
  • Blur MaxOut
  • Must Be The Lab
  • E6 'O' Mare
  • Lens Capped
  • Cold Turkey Shake Out
  • Gratuitous Unicorn
  • And one more!!!

Many of you probably take useless photos by default anyway and for those many, many occasions when you capture totally uninteresting technically inept images the "No Filter It Was Rubbish Because I'm Useless" filter is available as an in app purchase - Has no effect other than making you feel better you lovely little artist poodle you!

The AisleAvaGram with InstaShit™ Filters is available in the iTunes App Store today.

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Comments (5)

  • Vintage PostQueen

    Vintage PostQueen

    13 February 2013 at 13:45 |
    What is this for?

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  • MIke Hunt

    MIke Hunt

    14 February 2013 at 14:59 |
    Good to see someone is addressing this issue. There are far too many apps aimed at "improving" ones images but I for one have longed for something to downgrade my images so they are like they used to be in the good old days. My current camera - a Samsung Galaxy just takes perfect pictures every time no matter what I do. Drives me mad! With this app I can now make it appear that a human being who is actually rubbish at photography has taken them. Thank You Thank You Thank You. 5 Stars.

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  • Kyle

    Kyle

    16 February 2013 at 00:09 |
    This does not appear to be avalable yet in the App Store over here but not shure if it will be any gud anyways - there are load of gud photo editin apps anyways with loads of filters to make photo look cool.

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  • Seal Face

    Seal Face

    12 March 2013 at 19:16 |
    This doesn't work on my phone - constantly crashes and when it does work the images looked better before applying any of the filters. That said I still gave it 5 stars as I like the idea of people accidentally buying rubbish apps - Well done

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  • Anon

    Anon

    01 April 2013 at 12:06 |
    I wish to object, in the strongest possible terms. I can understand a filter with a 'Shit' setting, and 'Shitter' - but 'More Shitter'? Did no one proof read the screens before this otherwise excellent app went on sale?

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