The Lion the Dolphin and the Mujaharoun
This really is a terrible film and I urge all right thinking Christians to boycott it and where possible burn down the cinema. It is so obviously a political allegory of the war in Iraq made by left wing Hollywood liberals. It made my blood boil. Our boys are over there giving up their lives for democracy and we get this piece of pro Jihad propaganda, thinly disguised as a Children's film.Narnia is so obviously Iraq and is invaded by a crusader army, led by the evil Aslan. Aslan is a magical Lion and represents George Bush. A boy called Peter from Finchley, who is obviously meant to be our great Prime Minister Tony Blair, helps the crusaders. Peter is portrayed as an effete homosexual in the film, and as an incompetent and weak leader. The Iraqi people, on the other hand, are portrayed as magical creatures led by a witch who is dressed in white to symbolize that she's really a kind and benevolent figure. Narnia is a beautiful place covered in snow (oil), which disappears when the crusaders arrive turning Narnia into sludge. The only scene I enjoyed in the whole film was when Aslan got whacked. Disappointingly he's not really dead and comes back again. So does everyone else who dies. Pointless waste of special effects killing them in the first place if you ask me. Utter rubbish. Pye rating - 1 out of 10. Would have been 2 if Aslan had stayed dead.